Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A Cracked Smile and a Silent Shout

Silent Shout - The Knife from Silent Shout
Afterglow - The Small Faces from Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Lazy Sunday - The Small Faces from Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Schizophrenia - Sonic Youth from Sister
Be My Baby - The Ronettes from Phil Spector: Back to Mono (1958 - 1969)
Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers from Phil Spector: Back to Mono (1958 -1969)
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling - The Righteous Brothers from Phil Spector: Back to Mono (1958 - 1969)
River Deep - Mountain High - Ike & Tina Turner from Phil Spector: Back to Mono (1958 - 1969)
Let's Stay Together - Al Green from Greatest Hits
L-O-V-E - Al Green from Greatest Hits
Silence Kit - Pavement from Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
A New Career in a New Town - David Bowie from Low
Even Better Than The Real Thing - U2 from Achtung Baby
Marquee Moon - Television from Marquee Moon
Avalon - Sigur Ros from Agaetis Byrjun
Baby Driver - Simon & Garfunkel from Bridge Over Troubled Water
Oh! Darling - The Beatles from Abbey Road
Please Please Me - The Beatles from Please Please Me
Prophets of Rage - Public Enemy from It Takes a Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back
Stereo Sanctity - Sonic Youth from Sister
Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach - Gorillaz feat. Snoop Dogg
Peaceful Easy Feeling - The Eagles from Their Greatest Hits
Tha - Aphex Twin from Selected Ambient Works 85 -92
I'll Follow The Sun - The Beatles from Beatles for Sale
God Only Knows - The Beach Boys from Pet Sounds
Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys from Pet Sounds
Desperado - The Eagles from Their Greatest Hits
The Underdog - Spoon from Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
Jimmy Jazz - The Clash from London Calling
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting - Elton John from Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who from Who's Next
Laughing With - Regina Spektor
Us - Regina Spektor
I Would Die 4 U - Prince from Purple Rain


Snoop Doggy Dogg...Snoop Doggy Dogg..
I pretty much believe that he can say anything, and just because he said it, it sounds like the coolest thing ever. I mean, the only reason California Gurls is even remotely passable as a song ...or so bloody (explicit content.. viewer discretion is advised.. I mean.. hearer.. discretion.. ?) popular.... is because Snoop Doggy Dog (ha ha ha, I love saying that) magically let's the stars align and lets himself recieve the inspiration of... not... pidgeons.. and opens it with "greetings loved ones.. let's take a journey".... Oh! And And And! I think I came up with some of the best actions of my career of coming up with stupid song actions for "I Would Die 4 U". I mean, I don't know if any of them beat the "prison is walking" action in Desperado.. but some of them could be close! Like Me and those cookie dough shakes you get in Heber! (mmmm..) Which is saying something! I mean.. I think the "prison is walking" action is basically the greatest thing to ever come out of my head. Well, that and the squirrel thing. I mean... what squirrel thing?
Now I shall no longer type anything!
Now read it all again like Issac Hayes.
Or like Morgan Freeman.
In fact.. read everything like Morgan Freeman. (I lied.... but not like Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman doesn't lie)

:$ (look! A guy with a mustache that looks like a dollar sign! I wish I had one! A dollar sign, not a mustache..)


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4 comments:

Marinda said...

Wow, scatter-brained much? :D

Kason said...

As dead as leaves!

Anonymous said...

Haha. Yeah, I think I saw your brain have a little spasm of energy and randomness while you were writing this.

Kason said...

You saw my brain? How could you see my brain? Unless... Oh no.. Daina...please tell me your not one of those voices inside my head... please tell me! And if you are, then get out of my head! Leave my brain alone!