TODAY IS THE DAY! Did everyone save up your five dollars? No? Well then here's what you do, go to the nearest bank with a ski mask on while wearing hockey pads and demand for the five dollars. If they refuse, then threaten to send Jack Nicholson to stalk them for the rest of the year or until he eats them. That is how you get your five dollars.
(Please note that The New Year Project does not condone robbery, threats to send people to stalk them, cannibalism, or any other type of illegal activity. The New year Project cares for your safety and the safety of the community. Thank you.)
2 comments:
or you could ask a friend or parent for money...just a suggestion though
That was amazing by the way! Seriously, you guys did a fantastic job.
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